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Life Lessons from me

It’s never too late to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

1 min readFeb 8, 2024

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Life Hack

Get your phone out.

1 min readJan 26, 2024

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Joys of life

In an unnamed Swedish home furnishings store, my loved one and I sit on a bed that we don’t want and surf to a website with beds that we do…

1 min readJan 26, 2024

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In conclusion

I’ve turned 35 last year. An age you realise the last time you gave your partner an orgasm was when they were looking out the window and…

2 min readJan 11, 2024

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Bitter new year

A man is crying on the new wooden bench along the pond near my work. The tears roll from under his glasses down his dilated nostrils and…

1 min readJan 10, 2024

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Quid pro quwhat?

1 min readNov 21, 2023

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That time of year again

All my friends and acquaintances, all three of them, are in bed ill. Bored, I empty cans of beer on the couch. The cans had been staring at…

1 min readNov 10, 2023

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Alzheimers is a bitch.

Alzheimers, it sounds like a type of dog. A short-haired German bitch. Vicious as fuck. One that buries all the belongings of its owner…

2 min readNov 6, 2023

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I’m homeless again

For the fourth time in five years, I have to look for a new home. In the past this process went like this: I looked at photos of a house…

1 min readNov 3, 2023

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The summer storm

I went out to buy a frozen pizza that I could then heat up in the oven, because that’s you’re meant to do with a frozen pizza. I opened my…

1 min readJul 11, 2023

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Randomhand

Professional restless drifter |Semi-professional couchpotato |Amateur advice giver |Spinner of yarns |Petrock owner |Teardrinker |Future Ruler of a island state

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