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One of them days, again

Apr 26

Apr 26

Life Lessons from me

It’s never too late to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

Feb 8, 2024

Feb 8, 2024

Life Hack

Get your phone out.

Jan 26, 2024

Jan 26, 2024

Joys of life

In an unnamed Swedish home furnishings store, my loved one and I sit on a bed that we don’t want and surf to a website with beds that we do…

Jan 26, 2024

Jan 26, 2024

In conclusion

I’ve turned 35 last year. An age you realise the last time you gave your partner an orgasm was when they were looking out the window and…

Jan 11, 2024

Jan 11, 2024

Bitter new year

A man is crying on the new wooden bench along the pond near my work. The tears roll from under his glasses down his dilated nostrils and…

Jan 10, 2024

Jan 10, 2024

Quid pro quwhat?

Nov 21, 2023

Nov 21, 2023

That time of year again

All my friends and acquaintances, all three of them, are in bed ill. Bored, I empty cans of beer on the couch. The cans had been staring at…

Nov 10, 2023

Nov 10, 2023

Alzheimers is a bitch.

Alzheimers, it sounds like a type of dog. A short-haired German bitch. Vicious as fuck. One that buries all the belongings of its owner…

Nov 6, 2023

Nov 6, 2023

I’m homeless again

For the fourth time in five years, I have to look for a new home. In the past this process went like this: I looked at photos of a house…

Nov 3, 2023

Nov 3, 2023

Randomhand

Randomhand

Professional restless drifter |Semi-professional couchpotato |Amateur advice giver |Spinner of yarns |Petrock owner |Teardrinker |Future Ruler of a island state

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