PinnedMember-onlyI’ve Been Replaced by a Brown Guy!I’ve Been Replaced by a Brown Guy! You read that right. This isn’t click-bait. I’m not joking. This isn’t a metaphor, or some paranoid right-wing fantasy, so listen up, because you could be next. Like the man says, “Forewarned is forearmed.” This is how it went down… I was just…Satire13 min readSatire13 min read
PinnedMember-onlyLocked and Loadedthe burden of an armed citizenry I wrote a few days ago about the travails of young Master Kyle Rittenhouse. At the time I published his fate was still in the hands of the jury, but now it’s a matter of public record, and the public is howling. …Guns12 min readGuns12 min read
PinnedMember-onlyKyle Rittenhouse is the Killer in Us AllThat’s right, I said it. I know you think you’re above him. How could you not? Look at him, blubbering away on the witness stand — he’s either the world’s biggest baby or its worst actor. It’s almost impossible to resist, the schadenfreude, when offered such low hanging fruit, especially…11 min read11 min read
PinnedAging Out: A Geezer Manifesto —An ongoing series of articles on managing our relentless slide towards decrepitude. In the Year of Our Lord 1985 I arose most mornings at 5AM to run ten miles on the canal banks of Phoenix, Arizona — a town known to the residents of Tucson, Arizona as The Pit. The…Mwc Reentry7 min readMwc Reentry7 min read
Dec 23, 2021Member-onlyBum Rushing Mr. Bigwhen we cancel Chris Noth, we cancel due process Are you ready? OK, here we go: Don’t believe the women. There. I said it. Don’t believe the women, or the men, or anybody else, who makes allegations out of the blue against anybody, for any reason. And now, let the…Chrisnoth6 min readChrisnoth6 min read
Sep 16, 2021Member-onlyThe One About Fatyour body, your business As the one and only certified Perfect Master of Geezer-Fu, I am compelled, on occasion, to step outside my comfort zone and address the more sensitive topics within my purview. As the former owner of a CrossFit box, I’ve often helped members address body image issues…Body Image9 min readBody Image9 min read
Aug 31, 2021Member-onlyThe One About Raceare Old White Guys allowed in the conversation? Race is a topic I had planned to avoid in this, or any other forum. Why, you ask? I’m an adult, a citizen, a human, a resident of planet Earth. I can string a couple of sentences together. …Race11 min readRace11 min read
Aug 21, 2021Member-onlyYou Call That Work?tales from the days of Wooden Ships and Iron Men I guess one of the privileges of being the first and only Perfect Master of Geezer Fu is I get to tell this generation of callow whippersnappers what real work is. Being but one generation removed as I am from…Mwc Work6 min readMwc Work6 min read
Aug 18, 2021Member-onlyWho’s Space is it, Anyway?— who do we displace, replace or erase when we claim our space? It’s around 2AM in North Hollywood, a town known to its’ thriving residents as “The Gateway to Burbank.” We’ve yet to convince our landlady that security gates would be a good investment, so I’m taking a turn…Mwc Space10 min readMwc Space10 min read
Aug 15, 2021Member-onlyDon’t Fear the Reaperthe quest for immortality through fitness Recently the idea has taken hold that issues of fitness and longevity are two sides of the same coin, existing across all ages, and can be dealt with using much the same methodology. As the Founder and sole Perfect Master of Geezer Fu, health…Mwc Death6 min readMwc Death6 min read
