A Lesson in Drinking Fat Tug IPAs

On Main street the lights shine bright
As you head to the local brewery
It’s Monday night, a weekday delight
So you choose Fat Tug in a hurry

More “bang for your buck” you say
The beer is flavorful and delicious
But as you sip away
You become suspicious

You’re starting to feel sublime
and the alcohol is hitting you fast
Quick, one more before bedtime
You think you can holdfast

But, oh beware!

Too many of these IPAs
And you’ll be feeling your mistake
It has seven percent alcohol
Which is 100% mistake

Sometimes one is all you need
Trust me, I know
Come morning, you’ll regret your greed
And say, “No more Fat Tug! Noooooo!”

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