Design Thinking A Funny Take
Design Thinking is not just for Designers, it is for Everyone.
Coach’s Persona Study
They do what they do best! Makes you super motivated on every aspect of the idea. Everything seems possible. Your heart pumps fast and you feel like an adrenaline rush. Occasionally gives you magic templates to fill. “Do now, Right now!” is the motto. High chances of passing out of extensive exhaustion if you are a normal human being and not on energy drink diet. By the end of the session, you may also consider to leave your current domain and take up life coaching design thinking as your full-time career.
Take you through the whole syllabus without actual implementable learning. A Very relaxing session, you may topple occasionally. You will feel like you know everything until you try to do it alone.
Filter and weigh everything with Go to Market Strategy. If ideas fall in the existing Market’s tone, then worth it. Won’t let you slip into philosophical and ambiguity. Keep it practical and close to reality.
Confident, authoritative and uni-directional. To your every question they will reply confidently even it’s completely wrong. Most of the time you will agree to their appeal. Only entertain those ideas achievable quickly (in a quarter).
Top Grade Jargons. So confidently uttered that no one will dare to question it. First of all, you need to comprehend to question something. Portray as if they themselves have discovered Design Thinking at Stanford University which is its origin.
Turn Design thinking into a 100 questionnaire Business Pitch. You may have to frequently check Dictionary to distinguish between two synonymous words. Never contentful even if you manage to achieve 100/100, still be expecting with ogling eyes. Frequent use of the word “And” seeking to fill one more slot of the idea puzzle.
User Experience Coaches
Self-assigned Guardians of Design Thinking. If you disagree they may subtly narrate their educational background to make you feel trivial. Overexcited repeats at intervals “Everyone can be a Design Thinker” like Gusteau in Ratatouille movie. Slide Presentation and Infographics will be super expressive and delightful. Overwhelm you with processes at incremental steps. Occasionally narrates you example based failure and success stories.
Story to be continued…