rational frank

digital warlock and all around mixed metaphor.

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Skaters Don’t Grow Old Gracefully

Somewhere between the nights I’d spent perusing the Sears and Roebuck catalog dreaming of Millennium Falcons and Air Jammer Road Rammers…

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In the Hospital

“I’m seeing things.” It isn’t clear at first if this is from missing a dose or from the morphine.

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Skaters Don’t Grow Old Gracefully

Somewhere between the nights I’d spent perusing the Sears and Roebuck catalog dreaming of Millennium Falcons and Air Jammer Road Rammers…

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Ten Things to Avoid Getting Stuck in Your Beard

practical advice on beard management

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