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That there is conspiracy, for me, is not in doubt and the only “theory” is in the crinkly details; I always did like the crinkly bits. It’s easy to take stuff like “reference to pointer to function returning pointer to void” or even “nested loop” for granted once it is familiar. I for one am thankful for all those who took the time to explain things to me when I asked, or who wrote books, or who made books available to me, or videos, or source code. I remember as a kid watching the news and thinking how clever grown-ups must be to never need the stories explained to them and to never need them to be followed-up-on and how stupid I was to have all these questions.