We tried hiring some workers from middle America, but all they did was complain about their lack of Internet fame. We had to fire several of them for masturbating in the break room.”
Entitled-as-Fuck Americans Find Life Without Immigrants Not So Great
Michael Scott Neuffer

Aaaand I’m dead. LMAO! Man, I love some good satire. Nice job!

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