Wow! It is My 100th MEDIUM POST!!! — 10 Lies That Most Men Say
Here are some of the more frequent falsehoods that men of the species are more likely to tell — sometimes to get out of a problem, other times to keep their mate happy, and other times just because it’s convenient and easy!
Please feel free to add your own to this list. :-)
#1) I wasn’t staring at her.
They will continue to deny that they were considering another lady while you were in close proximity until they are blue in the face. They would argue that before you accused them, they had not even noticed the attractive, curvy woman in the mall, airport, or other places where she frequently hangs out.
#2) I have not smoked/I have significantly reduced my cigarette use.
They claim the smoke you smell is coming from their hair, clothes, breath, or surroundings. Or it is coming from some distant location and is most definitely not them when you get on their case and nag them about smoking or have caught them almost red and nicotine-handed.
#3) I only have you in my dreams.
They’ll try to convince you that whenever they fantasize about someone in their dreamy times or when they want to make themselves feel good, it’s always with you in mind. They question how you could ever imagine they would have anyone else in mind.
Partners are their reality, not a fantasy. :-)
#4) I’m too talented to work for that organization.
He did not receive a pink slip because his post was eliminated. He was simply far too talented for them.
#5) I own the road with the GPS.
The truth is that many men are completely lost even with these toys of modern technology. However, he will never be able to say so due to his male pride.
#6) “I was not sleeping, I was just thinking or closing my eyes.
You have to understand that it’s just their way of putting on their thinking caps since they don’t enjoy being caught dozing off while at work or watching a movie.
#7) I can’t go more than a day without you.
How false! In actuality, the party, or at least its planning, starts as soon as you leave.
#8) I wasn’t forgetful.
If they forget to do something, like send the courier or call the plumber to check the leaky faucet, it’s simply because something more essential came up and needed to be taken care of right away.
Forgetting about them? Naah! :-)
#9) We don’t think about that frequently.
This is a partial falsehood. They don’t tell you that they spend most of their time thinking about it, though.
#10) I haven’t lost my hair; I have grown my face!
How is hair loss going to affect his male ego? His ego has been wounded by it. To maintain his youth and former crowning brilliance, he would do everything.
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