This is the first time I’ve heard: I have not been mean enough to her. That definitely says something after 52 years of marriage. And, yes, it would be nice to die laughing—or in the missionary position—but that would require an enormous amount of luck, although I have tried the multi-orgasm route with a comedienne (it didn’t kill either one of us but we slept well. Thanks for reading, and congrats on 52 years of singular fucking. She must be very special (consider yourself exceptionally lucky).