Sitting Around The Campfire (Part 1)

So.. Ellie Guzman, how the beJesus are you?

I know that you and B. are doing well. It’s a nice story.

I like happy endings.

I don’t think you’re “witchy” at all…

But I do think you don’t hesitate to call people out on their bullshit.

By the way, do you like pizza? If so, what kind?

I like pepperoni. It’s simple, uncomplicated, and hella fun to eat.

Death by pizza.

Today, I had this for dinner:

Not sorry, it was GOOD!!!

D. wanted to and we both haven’t had it in forfucking ever so I thought,

“Sure, why the hell not?” (I love making her happy.)

I’m running out of things to tell you except I do have one suggestion:

While you’re out saving the world with your awesomeness and all,

Could you find out why Mc D’s still sells these

WTF are those anyways?

… and gets away with calling them “chicken?” ‘Cuz that’s the last great

fast food mystery that NEEDS solving like RIGHT NOW!

Oh, and did you know that BK started selling all beef flame grilled HOT DOGS?! (Talk about mystery meat, huh?)

Anyways, LA’s not that bad. At least you didn’t have to endure winters in FreezeNuts Iowa for almost 8 years (but that’s a story for another time).

Love,

-RD