Just got the California primary voter guide…

Just got the California primary voter guide and glanced through the U.S. Senate candidate statements. Good news is that bad prose and wacky slogans are nonpartisan. Here are a few phases that caught my eye:

“…our country to be reclaimed back.”

“Constitutionalist. Americanism.”

“Run for God’s Heart and America’s Freedom…”

“…supports Senator Feinstein’s boarder [sic] security…”

“I am mainstream Facebook in social media!”

“Motto: Manifest Destiny.”

“01100101”

“ignite our economy”.

Didn’t Goldman Sachs do that last thing in 2008? Although I’m not a huge Kamala Harris fan (she is a prosecutor after all), her’s was the only candidate statement that read like it was written by a college graduate. See you guys on the “boarder”.