…riously, when’s the last time you closed a news app and thought, “Well, that made me feel better”?) For many of us, every day of this presidency brings a nauseating sense that nothing matters anymore.
…ention to him, it can seem hard to believe that not so long ago, Donald Trump really didn’t matter. He was like unenriched uranium: yellow and slightly radioactive but unable to inflict harm on a mass scale.
8. Force Paul Ryan to make sex video with Mitch McConnell. Sell to Netflix.