Divorce: The Good Stuff

We all know that going through a divorce sucks. But being divorced doesn’t have to. Here are just a few of the things I love about being divorced.

  1. No more burying my head in pillows to sleep through the snoring
  2. Way less laundry to do. Like almost none.
  3. I can eat cereal or yogurt for dinner if i want to
  4. No more pee splashes to step in
  5. Shoes. More shoes.
  6. The house is as cold or warm as i want it to be
  7. Going out with my girlfriends without feeling guilty
  8. I get sole custody of the reclining chair — and remote, if i want
  9. No more having to find everything for him
  10. I can go find somebody better!
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