In a monthly Matter series, writer Kevin Roose tries to improve every one of his daily routines.

Waking Up Is Hard to Do

How to become a morning person

Poop Like a Caveman

And some other, more forward-looking, ways to improve your morning bathroom routine.

Work It Harder Make It Better Do It Faster Makes Us Stronger

Improving the least productive, most important, and definitely the longest part of your waking hours (your job).

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