Awesome story in spite of the misgivings, I have been through this, both having my ma’am parts removed, as well as the nip and tuck consideration. So what a wonderful laugh I got from your reaction to the realization that WE “ma’am’s” all come to have eventually. Comedy is always best for me when it starts out with a serious scenario and ends up with the element of surprise, something that just cracks you up! 😄 Well, excuse me ma’am, but you’re not alone! And I don’t mind ma’am as much as I do DEAR!! That’s when I hear that sound a record player makes when someone abruptly stops it by placing their hand on it..and the fun is OVER! GREAT READ!