Strange Brew

What the actual Eff is ‘cold brew coffee’?

Just got mail telling me there’s some new gadget in which I can invest that will allow me to make it in TEN MINUTES instead of 12 hours! Gee whizz, guys! Gots ta get me one of them! Hang on … no, I really don’t because I don’t even know what ‘cold brew coffee’ is. And for once, I am not googling this latest ‘trend’.

I keep reading about how Those Damned Millennials are ruining the world today. They’re all Hipster A*Holes, with their Fred Perry, American Apparel and retro-looks-like-the-real-thing vintage. But I have a sneaking suspicion it’s those 43-year-old white guys at it again, the ones that Amanda Rosenberg called out in her hilarious piece.

Damn you old white guys, trying to make everyone and their Grandma buy your latest gadget. And you would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

For now, I think I’ll stick to my usual routine of ‘damn, my coffee’s gone cold again while I was scribbling this blog post.’