Gourmet Meals & Ginormous Fights

Juliette — Jerika — Georgina — Rey — Alex — Aaryn

The camera flies over Twitter Island and zooms in on Twitter Island Airport where a plane can be seen landing.

Flight from Youtube to Twitter Island

Cameras follow a petite woman wearing sunglasses who steps off the flight from Youtube. Rey is then seen entering the airport and runs towards the woman.

Rey and his friend Austin

Rey: Austin! You are here early! *hugs Austin*

Austin: Well, Youtube isn’t that far from Twitter Island! I am so glad to be here.

Rey’s confessional

Rey’s confessional: Austin is actually my good friend of several years. I think he wanted a bit of a vacation from Youtube and you all know Twitter Island is where ALL the opportunities are! I am always there to support a friend.

Austin and Rey exit the airport and enter Rey’s limo which was waiting outside.

Rey: *pours glass of champagne* Cheers Austin! Welcome to Twitter Island!

Austin’s confessional

Austin’s confessional: Hello Twitter Island! Are you ready for me?

Austin: So, you have to fill me in. What’s been going on?

Rey: There is a lot. This group of women is crazy. There’s this new girl, Georgina, who thinks she’s like, the queen of the world! She’s launching a cooking show tomorrow and invited us all to the taping so you should come!

Austin: Yes! You know I love some good food! I will definitely be there.

Rey: There is definitely a lot of tension. Jerika’s sister Juliette has been around a lot lately and those two do not get along…

Austin: I have known Jerika for a while! I have heard nothing good about her sister, ever. I am going to keep my distance.

Rey: Well good luck with that! I am still getting to know Juliette.

Austin and Rey continue to discuss the group dynamics and Rey fills Austin in on more of the drama. The limo arrives to Austin’s hotel and him and Rey part ways. The camera then flies across to the other end of Twitter Island, where Juliette is seen walking down the street.

Juliette

Juliette enters a restaurant and has a seat. She orders a water and plays on her phone while waiting.

Juliette’s confessional

Juliette’s confessional: I’ve decided to invite Gina out for lunch to clear the air before her cooking show. I support other women and want her to be successful.

Georgina

Georgina is seen exiting her limo and entering the restaurant.

Georgina’s confessional

Georgina’s confessional: As odd as me meeting up with Juliette after her incident with Jerika’s housewarming party seems, I’m anxious to see where it goes today, because I really don’t know this girl.

Georgina enters the restaurant and the waiter walks her over to Juliette’s table.

Georgina: Hi Juliette.

Juliette: Hi Gina! Girl you look amazing in white *hugs Gina* I am happy you came today.

Gina: Well, thank you for having me. Do you want anything to eat or drink? I’m going to get some wine.

Juliette: I’ll have wine too! *motions waiter* Can we please get two glasses of white wine? Thank you.

Gina: So, how has everything been with you?

Juliette: Well, I am really embarrassed after what happened at Jerika’s house. I didn’t want it to go down like that…

Gina: It’s okay. I was just confused at your anger. I’m new to women who act like this. So tell me, what’s up with you two? I know me and my sister don’t act like this!

Gina’s confessional

Gina’s confessional: Listen, if my mother saw the way Juliette and Jerika acted together, she would would BEAT their asses! As a child, me and my sister could never act that way!

Juliette: She’s just hurt me so bad, I couldn’t help but lash out! *wipes tears* I haven’t seen her in years before all…this… *looks at camera*

Gina: Before all of what? Before you arrived on the Island?

Juliette: I just moved back to Twitter Island after opening my new underwater hotel here. I hadn’t seen her since 2010.

Gina: Oh wow so 8 years. And this show has brought you guys back together?

Juliette: That’s right. I agreed to it because I thought it would bring us together but it hasn’t. She was so cruel to me when I reunited with her, and she blamed our parents divorce on me and refused to take accountability for anything! She inherited our family fortune and no one knows where it is! She definitely has been gold-digging and doing shady business tactics to keep up a front and make it look like she still has money.

Gina: Are you saying that’s how she got the house she has now? Oh wow. So you mean to tell me she has it easy and your working your ass off???

Juliette: She’s living there with some old guy!!!! It’s his house she just had the party while he was out of town!

Gina: How do you know that?

Juliette: I have proof! *pulls out phone and shows Gina picture*

Picture of Jerika on Juliette’s phone

Juliette: I hired a PI to follow her. He took these picture of her. She kisses him goodbye when he goes to work, and then she goes out and gets wasted and has parties! She is the same girl she’s always been, she hasn’t changed!

Gina: Oh my god, get out of here! Me and Alex were skeptical too, like how did she go from living in a small condo to a mansion so quick?

Juliette’s confessional

Juliette’s confessional: My sister would always throw parties and do crazy stuff when we were younger. She was the favourite child so she got away with it all.

Juliette: I just wanted to expose her when I showed up at the party but it didn’t go as planned…

Gina: Well listen, I’m sorry I ever doubted you. But listen to me. As a entrepreneur and a business woman you can not go out and try and fight your sister. Or act a fool. You are suppose to be classy and stay that way. Don’t go low when she does. You should stay above the bull shit.

Juliette: That’s good advice. You’re right, I just really struggle with controlling my temper.

Gina’s confessional

Gina’s confessional: Maybe Juliette is still misunderstood. But I need to talk to Alex about this because I just don’t know how reliable Juliette is.

Juliette: We got into a physical fight at our fathers funeral, it was bad. But I won’t let it get that far again.

Gina: Well listen if you want people to understand you, start acting like a decent human being instead of a crazy lunatic. If you sounded like you do today when we are in the group instead of letting Jerika get to you, people would understand you’re hurt.

Juliette: You are right. I need to work on myself.

Gina: Listen if I can help in anyway possible I’m there for you. I just need you to act mature so I can back up your hurt. You’re just a misunderstood girl.

Juliette: Thanks, you’re right. I think I will invite all the ladies to my hotel for a little getaway so they can get to see the real me.

Gina: I think you should. But I really want you to show these ladies the buisness side of you. Come to my cooking show. It will be fun and I’ll make sure to put you next to Alex since he’s a good friend of mine and I’ll tell him to give you a chance.

Juliette: That sounds fun! I would love that. *orders another glass of wine* It’s turtle time!

Gina: Here’s to good friends and only fun times ahead! Woohoo!


The Next Evening…


The camera zooms in on the studio where Gina’s cooking show is being filmed. We see bright signs which read “Gourmet with Gina”, and Gina is seen posing for pictures on the set.

The Set of Gina’s Cooking Show
Gina and her confessional look

Gina’s confessional: Here’s the moment I’ve been waiting for! It’s my debut on my cooking show. Let’s hope we can just have a peaceful afternoon, if they behave they may have free food.

The camera cuts to the ladies who are now being allowed into the studio.

Alex, Rey, Austin, and Jerika

Gina: Hello ladies! Welcome to Gourmet with Gina!

Alex: GINA, YES BITCH! You better kill it today *snaps*

Jerika: Oh my god this is amazing! I am so happy for you Gina!

Rey: Gina, I would like you to meet my good friend Austin Gorga!

Gina: Hi Austin, it’s so nice to meet you! Thank you for coming to my special day!

Austin’s confessional

Austin’s confessional: I haven’t been back to Twitter Island for too long but Rey really wanted me to come along to this cooking show taping with his friends! I’m going to be just like I always am: optimistic and ready for anything! Minus the optimistic part! *laughs sarcastically*

Jerika: *hugs Austin* I have actually known Austin for years! I am so happy to have him in Twitter Island!

Rey’s confessional

Rey’s confessional: I think these ladies will love Austin he’s a straight shooter and knows how things work on the island he’ll fit right in!

Austin: *to Jerika* Jerika girly! What have you been up to lately?

Jerika: I just moved into a new house!! You missed my housewarming but it was a hot mess so it’s probably better you weren’t there.

Alex: Hot mess is right!

Austin: You know me girl! I wanna know all the juicy tea! *giggles*

Rey: Jerika you look stunning! I didn’t know you two knew each other I shouldn’t be surprised we only surround ourselves with the fabulous!

Jerika’s confessional

Jerika’s confessional: Rey is right, I hangout with queens only.

The camera cuts to Juliette who is seen entering the studio and walking over to the rest of the ladies.

Juliette

The camera cuts to Jerika who is visibly shocked to see Juliette.

Jerika: *to Austin* That’s my sister Juliette. She crashed my housewarming and has nothing nice to say about me since she moved back here.

Gina: Ok everyone, the taping is going to start soon! Everyone can have a seat, all my girls are going to be sitting in the front row!

Jerika: *walks over to Gina* I am ok with Juliette being here, I just want to be seated as far as possible from her.

The ladies all have a seat and Rey is seated beside Juliette.

Rey: *to Juliette* Juliette, you look well.

Juliette: Thank you Rey, you look lovely as well!

Rey: Are we going to have a good time today supporting Gina?

Juliette: Yes of course we are! I met Gina for drinks last night and we cleared the air and I am here to support her!

Rey: Good, I am glad!

Gourmet with Gina

The taping of Gina’s cooking show begins. Gina shows us how to make a three-course gourmet meal in less than $30. Her daughters then join her on stage and the taping ends. The producers are very happy with Gina.

Alex: Gina that was amazing! You are born to be on TV! You are a natural!

Juliette: Is it over yet? I am a business woman, I need to work.

Juliette begins to send emails on her phone with the volume on, and the cooking show producers look annoyed at her.

Jerika: *to Austin* Juliette is such a fucking bitch. I need to get out of here as soon as we are done. I cannot stand being around her.

Austin: *to Jerika* Just keep to yourself babe. She won’t do anything. I’ll leave with you don’t worry.

Rey’s confessional

Rey’s confessional: I love how I came with Austin and there he is all up Jerika’s ass…

Gina: Thank you all for coming today! Do you have any constructive criticism for me?

Jerika: That was amazing Gina! You are going to do so well!

Rey: Gina you were amazing! You made me want to cook and I’ve never even used my own kitchen!

Gina: Aww you girls are too sweet. *hugs Rey and Jerika*

Juliette: I think you need to try and be more natural in front of the camera and also I think you should try to wear more slimming clothes.

Gina: Well thanks Juliette. I appreciate the advice. I’ll definitely take it! *smiles*

Rey: Excuse you Juliette!

Jerika: Juliette, that is disgusting, you weren’t even paying attention to her entire show.

Austin: *to Juliette* Ever heard of a compliment samdwhich girl? Ya know you say something nice, mean, then nice again?

Gina: Guys, it’s ok. She just wants a reaction.

Juliette: *to Austin* Maybe Gina can teach us how to make a compliment sandwich in her next episode! *rolls eyes*

Gina: Juliette I thought we were good. Considering I had to pay for your lunch since your paycheck hadn’t came through at the time.

Flashback: Previously Unseen Footage — Juliette is seen trying to pay for her lunch while meeting with Gina but her cards keep declining. Gina pays for the entire bill.

Juliette: Excuse me? I took the time out of my busy day to come to this show! You should be the one thanking me! And don’t you dare make up lies like that! You offered to pay!

Austin’s confessional

Austin’s confessional: Gina knows how to throw slick shade! I dig her!

Juliette’s confessional

Juliette’s confessional: My sister has obviously been coaching these girls. They are coming for me the same way she does.

Gina: *to Juliette* I thought we were good. But you come here today with a chip on your shoulders. I was honestly going to help you and Jerika out.

Juliette: I don’t need help with anything. But if I need tips on how to destroy a family, I’ll be sure to ask my sister.

Jerika: Ok, I am DONE. I am not listening to that FUCKING BITCH anymore *points at Juliette* I’m leaving.

Jerika is seen leaving the studio from an emergency exit and walking onto the street. Cameras follow her as she attempts to de-mic herself. Gina runs after Jerika.

Gina: *to Jerika, on the street* Jerika she is just a hurt woman. She’s jealous of what you have. I’ve tried to her they to admit it, and she finally did.

Juliette: Who the fuck does she think she is to talk to me like that?

Juliette is seen following Jerika out onto the street. Rey tries to grab Juliette’s arm but misses. Austin, Alex and Rey chase Juliette.

Jerika: *sees Juliette coming* No, I am NOT doing this again!

Jerika begins to run from Juliette screaming for help. Juliette chases after Jerika, and Georgina, Rey, Austin, and Alex chase after Juliette.

Jerika running from Juliette

Juliette chases Jerika to the edge of the street and Jerika has nowhere to run. She turns around to face Juliette.

Gina: Jerika, just get in my car! This is insane!

Jerika tries to get into Gina’s car, but Juliette stands in front of Gina’s car and blocks Jerika. Jerika turns around and shoves Juliette.

Jerika shoving Juliette

Jerika: *to Juliette* Get the fuck away from me bitch!

Gina: No more! Jerika go get in my car and Juliette go before I call security. We are suppose to be better than THIS.

Juliette: Don’t ever touch me again bitch! *lunges for Jerika*

Producers quickly intervene and separate Jerika and Juliette. Jerika is escorted to Gina’s car while Juliette rages at producers.

Juliette: *to producers* STOP FUCKING PROTECING THAT BITCH! SHE ASSAULTED ME AND YOU ALL DEFEND HER? FUCK YOU!

Juliette attacking cameras

Juliette attacks the cameras. Gina enters her car where Jerika is in the back crying.

Gina: I’m out of here. Austin and Rey you guys are more than welcome to get in. *opens car window and screams at Juliette* I can’t believe I ever had faith in you Juliette. You FUCKING BITCH!

Jerika: *to producers* Either she goes, or I go. I will NOT be assaulted by my own sister on television.

Austin, Rey, and Alex enter the car as well before it speeds away.

Gina’s car

Alex: Whew chile what was that! The GHETTO! That’s what it was!

Austin: I am so shocked. She is clearly unstable.

Rey: She told me she would behave! She is so strong too, I couldn’t hold her back!

Jerika: I truly believe she hates me. I’ve been telling my parents this since I was a little girl and they saw it too, it’s why they always took my side. And why she hates me *wipes tears*

Gina: Jerika, if I knew that was going to happen she would’ve never came. I’m so sorry she acted that way to you. I hope you can forgive me for her coming.

Gina’s confessional

Gina’s confessional: Hand to god Juliette told me she would behave then she goes and acts like this.

Jerika: Don’t worry about it Gina. If it didn’t happen here I am sure I would have run into her somewhere else and at least you were all here.

Rey: You might need to get a restraining order on you! The look on her face when she was chasing you was deranged!

Gina: agree. I swear she is bipolar or her behavior is induced in some way.

Rey: I’m thinking bipolar because she changed from calm to crazy in 5 seconds flat!

Jerika: That’s it, I am calling my lawyer *takes out phone and calls lawyer* We need to set up a meeting immediately. This Juliette issue has gotten out of control.

The camera cuts back to Juliette who throws her mic on the street and storms away while flipping off the cameras.

Juliette flipping off cameras

*Aaryn’s voiceover* Next week on the Real Housewives of Twitter Island:

Alex is hospitalized after suffering plastic surgery complications, leaving Gina devastated. Gina and Austin get into an explosive confrontation with Rey. Aaryn returns to the island in the midst of her divorce and meets Rey to catch up on the drama she’s missed.


*Alex’s voiceover* To learn more about the housewives, go to BravoTV.com.

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