Recent Ex-GirlfriendQueen of the ruminationOne piece of advice that I do like from the self-help world is this: when you find yourself rejected and heartbroken focus not on what went…Dec 17, 2020Dec 17, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendFeeling sorry for myself (is fucking self-love)They say that happiness comes from within. They also say that another person cannot make you whole. They also say that you have to love…Dec 4, 2020Dec 4, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendI am not alone (I’m just by myself)I’ve never lived alone before. So, the universe thought it would be a really good idea to have me leave my job, move to a new town (for my…Nov 24, 2020Nov 24, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendSplit endingsAfter one particularly bad breakup a number of years ago, I shaved my head. (It wasn’t a good look). For a couple years after, I looked…Nov 21, 2020Nov 21, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendFuck you, ClairvoyanceClairvoyance. Clair Voyance, we’ll call her. I fucking hate her right now. She called it. She really fucking did. You know that thing I’m…Nov 18, 2020Nov 18, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendWhen love* becomes *qualifiedWe became engaged very quickly. We kissed on our first date. It was beautiful. We made love on our second. Also beautiful. On our fourth…Nov 17, 2020Nov 17, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendThe fucking stages of griefWe all know what the stages of grief are, right? Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally, acceptance. This is what we are taught…Nov 16, 2020Nov 16, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendHeartbreak is such a pain in my ass“There, there,” my mother says. “Eat some dinner and rest.”Nov 14, 2020Nov 14, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendAll the sexy girls on the internetI’m pretty…except for the minor details of getting older, and as Jennifer Garner put it — gaining the damn COVID-19 — I think of myself as…Nov 13, 2020Nov 13, 2020
Recent Ex-GirlfriendCigarettes for breakfastThere comes a time in everyone’s life, I’m assuming, that the thing to order from your favorite proverbial diner or cafe are cigarettes…Nov 11, 2020Nov 11, 2020
