Sarah Victoria

How to Woo with Online Dating Profiles

Because Hi and WYD Get Boring

  • I’m just here for the free meals since I don’t cook.
  • Nobody reads these, so it’s safe to say I sacrifice frogs during the waning moon.
  • I got kicked off of Christian Mingle, so here I am.
  • Not about the drama. That’s why I have a cat.
  • The bar was worse than this.
  • I’m not paying your phone bill, but you can pay mine!
  • Forget the filters. Let’s see how good we all look like without our masks.
  • Because insulting me right now is really going to win me over. (Click unmatch.)
  • You just found the winning lotto numbers: 555-my phone number!

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Sarah Victoria

Sarah Victoria

@reelsareaddicting | How I Taught My Kids to Read by S. V. Richard | MA, Norte Dame; MBA, LSU; BA, UNO