Here’s One Poll You’ll Be Glad To Know Donald Trump Is Winning (IMAGES)

Rob Groce
2 min readMar 4, 2016

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​While Americans are heading to the voting booths to select presidential candidates, the Brits are headed over to The Three Stags, a pub in the Kennington district of London, where they’ll also be casting votes — but not in any voting booth. Instead, they’ll be using the pub’s urinals.

Photo by The Three Stags via Twitter

Declared a “Piss Poll,” the urinals are decorated with large cut-out images of Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, and Ted Cruz. Users pick the one bearing image of the candidate they like least, however. Going on since February 26, its score is kept based on frequency of each urinal’s use.

Pub owner Richard Bell told The Intellectualist:

“It’s who you dislike, the least popular, who you’d want to pee in the mouth of.”

The idea for this gag comes from “The Last Leg,” a comedy/talk show that’s covering the “poll,” and which asked Bell to add the decorations to his men’s room urinals. Hosts Alex Booker, Adam Hills, and Josh Widdicombe will release the final results on March 4.

Here are head-on views of the individual head-decorated heads:

Photo by The Three Stags via Twitter

Photo by The Three Stags via Twitter

Photo by The Three Stags via Twitter

​This promo prank quickly became popular, so The Three Stags extended it to the ladies’ room, as well.

Image by The Last Leg via Twitter

And who’s winning this “Piss Poll” so far? Why, Donald Trump, of course!

“Obviously Trump’s winning; 90 per cent of people, including me, pee in Trump’s mouth every time.”

Originally published at www.rob-servations.com.

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Rob Groce

Following sociopolitical topics — both nationally and from the Lowcountry — with a progressive bend.