President Rewrites Pilgrim Story, Says First Settlers Were Named “Drumpf”
Allan Ishac

Cadillac Colony has since been renamed Rolls Royce, MA. It was de-annexed from Drumpf County after it drove everyone else’s property taxes through the ceiling just because they lived in its shadow.

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