Trump Instructs Family To Lie Under Oath By Holding Hand An Inch Over Bible
Allan Ishac
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Fooled you. The hand over the Bible is just a trick to distract you from noticing he ripped the cover off the Bible, wrapped it around a coverless copy of Atlas Shrugged, lined the pages with thousand dollar bills except for the middle pages to which he opens the Bible and open which he wrote, in invisible ink, this is not an oath this is the script of my reality show.

He calls it “the greatest mover ever in the history of oath swearing.”

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