(n+1) Facts About Geoff From Accounting
- I spell my name correctly, unlike Jeff From Marketing.
- I am the best accountant in my office.
- Seriously, who even spells Geoff with a J?
- That’s almost as bad as Reilly being spelled Riley.
- And on that note, is it spelled or spelt? Google isn’t telling me this.
- No, I will not ask Bing. Bing is for neanderthals and people who talk in the cinema.
- I’m still convinced that even people who work for Microsoft use Google for everything.
- I will not rewrite entire paragraphs just because I can’t spell a word. I’ll just Google the word, check 57 dictionaries, set the paper on fire, toss it out the window, and then cry softly before re-writing the entire paragraph.
- I can count, again unlike Jeff From Marketing.
- How on Earth do you go over 15 like that!?
- That requires some serious dedication.
- As in I’m actually kind of scared about how much free time he has.
- Then again, I’m writing this, but at least I finished all my tax reports.
- Jeff From Marketing still has two outstanding projects at the moment last I checked.
- How does he have money for so many Lamborghinis!? I can barely afford a nice BMW!
- My favourite place to be is near the water cooler. It’s always a good idea to be hydrated!
Anyway, that’s enough about me for now, I’m off to go check the budget for this month.