RECIPE FOR A HEALTH CARE CRISIS

(and enormous profits) by Sally Fallon Morrell

INGREDIENTS:

  • greed
  • envy
  • ignorance
  • manipulation
  • cunning
  • extortion
  • lies
  • fraud

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. Conspire to convince the populace that the natural whole foods that have nourished mankind for millennia (such as eggs, butter, whole raw milk, and red meat) are dangerous and unhealthy.
  2. Train the medical profession to advocate antibiotics, vaccinations, fluoride, and fabricated food as scientifically proven methods for preventing illness.
  3. Ignore and suppress healing methods that work; claim that real diseases have no cure or do not exist.
  4. Define normal human conditions such as menopause and average cholesterol levels as illness which must be treated with expensive drugs that create serious side effects.

Stew, broil, half-bake or broil as occasion requires.

Serves 300,000,000