GitHub does not think I’m human
2. Experience surprise.
3. Go to GitHub profile.
3. Experience alarm.
4. Sign into GitHub.
5. See warning:
One of our mostly harmless robots seems to think you are not a human.
6. Experience panic.
7. Take deep breaths.
8. Re-read message and formulate a plan.
9. Follow the directions and contact support. When writing the support request, make sure that a human voice is used.
self.sleep(1000 * 60 * 60 * 24)
11. Check email.
12. Celebrate and rejoice.