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New Study Confirms Every Single Thing You Eat, Drink, and Breathe Contributes to Death

100% of study participants who drank water eventually died

Sep 20

New Study Confirms Every Single Thing You Eat, Drink, and Breathe Contributes to Death

Sep 20

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There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom

How will I escape? Tell my family I love them.

Dec 7, 2023

There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom

Dec 7, 2023

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We Regret to Inform You That You Must Buy These Items You’ve Been Doing Just Fine Without

This article may look like a list of ads — but that’s only because it is.

Nov 13, 2023

We Regret to Inform You That You Must Buy These Items You’ve Been Doing Just Fine Without

Nov 13, 2023

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Stop Saying My Hot New Profile Pic is AI

Sometimes I have a third hand and wrists that randomly fuse together

Oct 3

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Alternatives to Ubiquitous “Student Driver” Stickers

Advertise ALL the fun ways you’re a dangerous driver

Oct 2

Alternatives to Ubiquitous “Student Driver” Stickers

Oct 2

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Cat’s #LifeHack: Skip the Scratching Post, Use the Furniture

Trust me, your human will thank you

Sep 17

Cat’s #LifeHack: Skip the Scratching Post, Use the Furniture

Sep 17

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Your Daily Emails from That Company You Ordered One Thing from One Time

You didn’t know this would be an ongoing relationship

Sep 9

Your Daily Emails from That Company You Ordered One Thing from One Time

Sep 9

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Potty Training Toddler Gives Caregiver Performance Review

Per our previous conversations, this situation is not working for me

Sep 3

Image of a teddy bear sitting on a small green potty training toilet with a regular toilet shown in the background. There are five stars like those used for reviews and ratings with one shown gold and four gray, indicating a one-star review.

Sep 3

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Tell Yourself I’m Not a Pumpkin Spice Latte — I’m a Summer Squash Latte

Stop complaining about my early arrival

Aug 29

Tell Yourself I’m Not a Pumpkin Spice Latte — I’m a Summer Squash Latte

Aug 29

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Child Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment”

“You LOVE me. You’re fine.”

Mar 8

A smartwatch on a person’s wrist displaying a notification about a loud environment, with sound levels hitting 90 decibels. The watch advises that spending around 30 minutes at this level could be harmful. The image is edited with abstract shapes and an emoji indicating surprise or concern, emphasizing the shock at the noise level detected by the watch.

Mar 8

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Chelsea Resnick

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Writer and editor based in Austin, TX. Fan of mint-chocolate chip. Aquarius to the bone. chelsearesnick.com

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