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DEAD LETTER #2: SAD STORIES ABOUT NIGGAZ WHO LEFT BEHIND A NOTE BECAUSE THEY GOT FUCKED UP OVER A RELATIONSHIP

Once upon a time IM DEAD.

Butt heres how it happened.

See, I was dating this woman who said she had a Husband or Boyfriend. I really cant remember WHICH.

All I know is Im Dead.

He came home and caught me Fucking his Wife or Girlfriend. And got very mad.

til the point he SHOT Me — Until he ran out of Bullets.

RELOADED.

And Killed Me again.

Howsumever —

BEFORE

This all happened….

I was Fucking his wife like my life depended on it.

I guess it did in Hindsight.

Butt before all that.

We had a good time.

She was Nasty as hell.

I dont think he knew how Nasty his Wife Was and IS (cuz she’s still alive).

Butt she was a stone cold freak of the week. of the Year. of the Millennium. of All Time. of The Universe.

So we did everything Nasty 2gether that we could think of.

Im not gonna tell you all the Things I did to her or she Did to me.

Lets just say in some places in the world you kan go to prison for a long time for what we did to one another.

And to a couple pieces of fruit we had laying around.

And some Pet Turtles we kept.

Well, this one particular nite I was laying pipe like a natural born Plumber.

In other words, with a high degree of efficiency and coordination. And slow piston-like action in and outta the pussy deeply and convincingly.

I was so into what I was doing I didnt see or hear her Husband come in the house and run to the bedroom because he had thought somebody had broken into the house and was RAPING his Wife who was yelling and screaming at the Top of her Lungs about a Pipe n whatnot. And hearing me telling his wife Imma kill you with this Pipe — he mistaked me for a Criminal and Shot Me thoroughly, yet convincingly in a very efficient and coordinated manner.

So that I had Died all the way to the End of my Life to my Death.

-The End-

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