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The nuttiness continues with a twist!
Yeah, sometimes themes become memes become movements and somebody will go to bed crying. This whole thing has evolved into madness. 🤷♂️
This is Nuts! Why Am I Getting Sued by a Squirrel? Yep, Marcus, your nightmare has come to be. 🙀
Steve the Squirrel, soon to be made into a feature-length, animated, made-for-all-screens feature coming to a phone near you.
Except, we have a development that may derail the whole shebang.
A class action lawsuit was filed in the District Court of Delaware (sorry, Marcus Musick, TX wouldn’t let us file there) yesterday by a little-known now but soon-to-be widely known organization, named SASS (Squirrels Against Squirrel Shaming).
A quickly formed, sister group called ARM (All Rodents Matter) has volunteered to conduct bake sales to assist with Steve’s legal expenses.
Named ENO (Enemy Number One) in this suit, a one, Marcus Musick. Yes, he started it by claiming that our disadvantaged, harmless, and helpless small, cute, furry, rodent friends were harassing him by chucking acorns.
The defense will present that this claim is preposterous and that our furry amigos were only doing what they do by tossing them to the ground to…
