The Real Housewives of YouTube - Season 3, Episode 5: The Launch of the Bitches!

Previously on the Real Housewives of YouTube — Shows the second half of Dee’s House Warming when Rick and Nate are confronted about the two wondering around his new home looking for things. A heated argument begins between Nate and Dee, resulting in Nate storming out.
A few days later Dee and Vix meet for drinks, and discuss the event. During the lunch we learn that it was a vibrator that Nate and Rick had discovered in Dee’s Room…….
The final scene of the episode is Tre showing up at an unfamiliar house. This turns out to be Paul’s. Paul is the newest Housewife on RHOYT!
The screen quickly shows the outside of an office, with Nate walking in the front door.

Nate’s Confessional: “So today I’ve been helping Marcus from work, and I’ve invited Tre and Rick to his office so that I can have a break and discuss the crazy event the other night. These 2 hoes apparently went at it at the Chamber of Commerce….*shows scene of Tre and Rick arguing* but hey, Ms Nutso was going at this home girl. Anyway, I’ve got them here to start fresh, because this chick right here cant be dealing with anymore bullshit that shes already 10 feet in….”

Tre’s Confessional: “Last time I seen the girls was at the Chamber of Commerce & things didn’t go well. Nate has invited to me to his office to talk to Diss, I mean, what’s his name? I can’t think of his name, but anyways yeah.”
Tre, then enters Marcus’ office and goes in to see Nate.
Nate: *Sees Tre* “Security! Who let this hobo in here?? Haha, Just kidding……or am I *laughs* Sit sit!”
Tre: “Hey boo!”
Nate: “So, I haven’t seen your from the Chambers of Commerce! How’s life?”
Tre: “Life is Good! I’m here to deal with some family issues & my boyfriend is here working on set, plus he’s serving the city when he has free time.”
Nate: “Nice! Do you speak with any of the girls from here or Twitter?”
Tre: “I really haven’t seen any of the other girls from here other than Vix & the other new crazy bitches. *Laughs* And I speak to Paul all the time & me & Tyler are somewhat cordial. As for the rest, who are they?” *Laughs*
Nate: “Hahaha! They are all Irrelevant in my life. Well….except Paul really…Anyway, so You know my friend Rick? Yeah well he’s on his way here. He’s a really nice chick, just needa get to know here.”
Rick then walks into the office where Tre and Nate are sitting. Tre then stares at Rick.
Tre’s Confessional: “Who is this girl? Are you the First Lady of YouTube? Like at least knock or something, but not many people have manners.”|

Rick’s Confessional: “So Nate has asked me to visit him at his office, I presume to talk about the other night at Dee’s house, we have so much to catch up on.”
Rick: “Hey Nate, oh, it’s you?”
Nate’s Confessional: “As much as a disaster the Chamber of Commerce was…..when me and Ms Nutso were arguing I remember hearing Tre and Rick going at it a little…..*Shows unaired footage from the Premiere* I’m hoping that they can just put it behind them…..”
Nate: “Hey Rick.” *gets up to greet*
Nate: *Says to both Rick and Tre* “Okay….so lets get this petty shit sorted, buried and everything else! You two honestly are more alike than you think! Whatever happened between y’all was just a tif, theres better things in life! Or worse *coughs* Dee.”
Tre: “Well, see I have no problem with him. I thought it was just rude not to greet me because he greeted everyone else, but me. I’m sure you’re nice inside & I’ll apologize if you thought I was being a shady bitch.”
Rick: *to Nate* “I never even met the girl and she came for me acting so cold, no bitch tries me, nobody.”
Nate’s Confessional: “These bitches needa chill d’fuck out…” *laughs*
Rick: *to tre* “I was so caught up in meeting all these new people that you walked away to the bar before I even had a chance to say hello.”
Tre: *To Rick* “Okay. I understand. Just act like we are meeting for the first time! Hi, I’m Tre, host of Tea Time with Tre.” *Hold hand out*
Nate then puts his hands up “Yes! Now lets move on as friends! #DreamTeam”
Rick: “I do apologise because no shade was intended *shakes Tre’s hand* Nice to meet you Tre, I’m Rick.”
Rick’s Confessional: “ I don’t 100% believe what she’s saying, but for Nate’s sake, I’ll try to be friends with her. Hopefully it was just a guard she had up.”
Tre: “Nice to meet you Rick! You seem like a very fabulous person I would like to know!”
Rick’s Confessional: “YouTube is such a weird place, I might just end up liking this bitch.”
Nate: *to Tre* “Nate has said so many good things about you I was looking forward to meeting you! You should come over to my house one day, get to know each other better I can imagine you’re fabulous.”
Tre: “I’m happy we had this chance to talk!”
Nate: “Rick, tell Tre about Ms Nutsos Housewarming…” *laughs*
Tre: “Who, Dee? She seems like a crazy firehouse.” *Laughs*
Nate: “She’s a fucking whacko!”
Rick: “She is! I thought we were friends until she went psycho on me!”
Nate: “She acts like shes from a soap opera!”
Tre: “Oh my Lord. She certainly went off on me for no reason. I don’t know if it’s from too much drinking or if the husband isn’t slipping it in. I don’t know, but she needs to be down a few notches.”
Rick’s Confessional: Read, honey, reeeead.”
Tre’s Confessional: “The first time I met Dee, I thought I was gonna like the bitch. Then out of nowhere she says I’m telling her what to do? Like worry about your situation at home & then try to check for me.”
Nate: “She really does! I know I can have my crazy moments, but this bitch takes it to an all time high…Or low….haha!”
Rick: “She’s probably acting all high and mighty now she’s buddies with Vix but let me tell you something, she wouldn’t be acting like that if she knew what I knew.”
Nate’s Confessional: “Dee just seems fake, and quite frankly, I don’t want have fake in my life.”
Tre: “What do you know Rick?”
Nate the stares at Rick.
Rick:*leans in* “I overheard at the chamber of commerce, Vix talking to someone about Dee maybe having problems in her marriage.”
Nate: “Yikes….that ain’t good.”
Nate’s Confessional: “I really don’t wanna talk about this, as much as I hate Dee right now…I know how it feels. I’ve went through divorce…and to be honest…me and Marcus aren’t doing too great either.”
Tre’s Confessional: “Vix did tell me & Nate that Dee is having marriage problems, but it wasn’t to hurt Dee in anyway. I mean, I understand I went through a tuff divorce with my ex who was being an asshole. Vix wouldn’t do anything like that.”
Tre: “Vix did not mean to do it in a harsh way at all. That’s not how Vix rolls. She a very honest person & she wouldn’t hurt a fly.”
Rick: “If you’re supposed to be friends you just don’t talk about things like that, I would never do that to Nate, new friend or not.”
Nate then looks at Tre and says “Well….Tre come on….she’s had her moments at being a bitch..” *laughs*
Tre: *to Rick “That’s true, but it’s like she wasn’t trying to gossip or anything. *To Nate* We’ve all had our moments.”
Nate: “Some more than others.”
Tre’s Confessional: “I’m feeling really uncomfortable with them talking about Vix like this. Vix is my girl, me & Nate made up & I’m being nice to Rick. This is way too much.”
Tre: “I think we should talk about something else because this is making me uncomfortable.”
Rick: “Anyway that’s not all, Nate, remember what we found in Dees bedroom ..” *laughs*
Nate’s Confessional: “Please Tre….me and You have been great for about a year now, and come on…..Vix can be….well….a bit of a cunt at times…fair enough so can I….but I own it.”
Nate: “Oh sweet Jesus.” *laughs* They weren’t happy about that…”
Tre: “What happened? In the bedroom? Y’all found some toys?” *Laughs*
Rick then tells Tre that it was a vibrator.
Tre: “Oh my God! I’m not gonna be apart of that. That’s, nasty.” *Disgusting look*
Nate: “Hahaha! She is coco puffs sponsor.” *laughs*
Nate’s Confessional: “Tre’s reaction makes me literally die!” *laughs*
Rick:*to Nate* “What I don’t understand is what’s the beef between you and Dee? What happened?
Tre’s Confessional: “TOO MUCH information, way too much. Like why were they in her businesses like that? I know I’m messy, but my gosh. *Shocked face* The vision of it all.”
Rick’s Confessional: “I’m warming to Tre, then facial expressions alone makes you love her.” *laughs*
Nate: *looks at time* “Oh crap girls I gotta be getting back to work! Move you big asses outta here!”
Rick and Tre then hug Nate and leave the office.
Tre’s Confessional: “Well, this meeting was more than I expected. Some shade here & there, but I mean you know I’mma let my girl Vix know what went on today. As for Dee, & her freak factor, what the actual hell? I can’t. *Laughs* Well, I can.” *Sips tea*
The screen then flies over to Paul’s (Nate and Tre’s friend) house. Paul is in his home speaking to his business partner about a possible upcoming project.

Paul’s Confessional: “Hi my name is Paul and I just recently moved to YouTube! I used to live in Twitter where I met Tre and Nate last year and I have been great friends with them ever since. I’m so happy that I’ve moved to YouTube! I’m currently working on a swimwear line to be released next spring today I’m working with my designer Lauren to make sure this gets off the ground.
Shows Paul speaking to his business partner Lauren.
Lauren: “What do you want for your fabrics?”
Paul: “I’m thinking a good floral pattern will work.”
Paul’s Confessional: :Lauren’s been a good friend for years and she has her own fashion label in YouTube so she’s the perfect person.”
Paul: “That’s perfect Lauren!!!! Let’s put it on a model *models walks in bikini*
Paul: “That so works!”
Paul’s doorbell then suddenly rings.
Paul: “Oh that must be Nate, Lauren, you seem to have it handled well here….I’ll just be a half hour or so sweetie!”
Paul is then seen outside waiting for Paul to answer.

Nate’s Confessional: “Today I’m heading to a good friends house! He has just moved here from Twitter, and I cannot wait to get him out and about in the YT society!”
Paul then answers the door.
Nate: “Hey gorgeous!”
Paul: “Hey girl! How are you?”
Nate: “I am fabulous Paul! I’m just over the moon you’re here in the YT! Because there are same crazy bitches here that need sorting out hahaha..”
Paul: “So describe each one of them? You told me about Rick, Dee and Vix How are they with you?”
Nate: “Dee — Fucking Nutsos.
Rick — A bunch of Fun!
Vix — Egh…shes okay I guess.” *laughs*
Paul: “Well I can’t wait to meet them.” *laughs*
Nate: “So girl, I’m having a game night on Saturday which Id love for you to attend! You can meet all the ladies….well except Dee because he ain’t invited haha!”
Paul: *laughs* “Well I’m excited!!! See you then. It was so good seeing you.”
Paul’s Confessional: “That was a great day with Nate. I’m so excited for game night and to meet the other ladies and hopefully I fit in with the dynamic of the group.
The scene ends with Paul and Nate laughing, then the screen transitions to outside a restaurant just outside of YouTube. (This is a couple of nights later.)
A couple of days pass by, then the screen moves around to restaurant just outside of YouTube, where Vix is releasing her new product.

Vix’s Confessional: “Tonight is thee night ! My product Launch is here! I’ve been working so hard on my new healthy tea which aids the slimming down process and can be use by both women and men, SlimmerTEA+. All the girls will be at the event and I hope they keep the drama to a low because this event has many business men and women who want to test my product and see the response to it ! So I need these girls to be professional *laughs nervously* I’m excited to see my girls but from meeting up with Dee I KNOW she has a few bones to pick, I just hope she keeps it till after the event *laughs*. Wish me luck !!!”
Vix is then seen walking around the restaurant and gulping champagne nervously, waiting for the other women to arrive.

Tre’s Confessional: “So today Vix has invited all the girls to launch her new product!! I’m so excited for my girl Vix, but little does she know I must tell her that Nate & Rick have been speaking about her, and well, Dee too but, we’ll see how that goes. *Laughs* I’m also excited to show the girls my new boyfriend Mike! And, before you say anything, he’s not that young, but he’s younger than me, well, I’m not that old.” *Laughs*

Nate’s Confessional: “So tonight Vix has invited all the girls out for drinks to Celebrate her new secret product launch! I can’t wait to find out what it is……I wonder if she makes the toy we found in Dee’s room?? *laughs* Anyways…..so me and Rick shared a cab and we’re kinda on time, kinda late….who cares really….when is Vix ever on time?”
Nate and Tre walk into the event separately. Tre walks in with a mysterious man…..
Tre: “Oh my God honey this is nice! I hope you get to meet the rest of the girls & hopefully they won’t take you home with them because then I’ll have to cut a bitch.” *Laughs*
Dee is then seen entering the event, obviously looking very uncomfortable that he now has to be in the same room as Nate, Tre, and Vix.

Dee’s Confessional: “I’m so looking forward to my girls event tonight. She’s worked so hard, and I’m so proud of her. I think this is gonna be a really great evening, and the other bitches best not start any drama tonight. The first person I spotted was Nate, what the hell is she wearing? *cackles* … now time to go and find my girl Vix! I’m so ready to have fun tonight.. I know Tre is coming, but I just wanna forget about what happened the last time I seen her.. and maybe start a fresh. The others.. well… they’re invisible to me.” *cackles*
Dee is then seen walking around to find Vix.
At this point Vix is behind the bar getting last minute things set up, and waiting for everyone else to arrive, as she has invited her close friends and family.
Rick is then seen walking in and approaching Nate……Dee sighs and looks away.
…………………………….TO BE CONTINUED………………………………
BE SURE TO TUNE IN TOMORROW TO SEE VIX’S LAUNCH, AND NATE’S GAME NIGHT……A HEADS UP….NOT BOTH OF THEM GO SMOOTHLY.
