The Laziness Manifesto
I’m lazy. This is my core personality; it will never change.
I’m Lazy. Complaining about it will only make me angry. You don’t want to see me angry.
I’m Lazy. This has not prevented me from building a successful career, and building a pretty decent retirement (unlike the majority of Canadians!). I successfully retired at the age of 46!
I’m Lazy. There are worse things to be. I could’ve been a drunk, a gambler, a cheater, a wife beater, a gangster, a pedophile, a lawyer. There’s nothing else “wrong” with me. Show gratitude for small blessings.
I’m Lazy. Deal with it, because I don’t have to.