I agree with everything that you’ve presented here, with the exception of the color of the pubic hair — it’s more “blond” or “platinum blond.” It’s the scrotum/face that is orange. My first encounter with Amazon was in 2002; I had ordered college textbooks that did not arrive. Lost in the mail? Amazon didn’t even ask — they just cheerfully shipped me a replacement order. Been shopping with them ever since. And while I lived in Maryland, it was a ritual every Sunday to go buy the Washington Post, for over twenty years. The Trump pencil sharpener? Why, they ought to sell a million of them!