Richard Lake
Feb 25, 2017 · 1 min read

I am shocked and appalled that this Lt. Gen. “H.R. McMaster” ( If that IS his real name!) has managed to slip through the cracks! This goes against everything that Trump, and therefore RussiAmerica, stands for! We all know that there is only ONE HR — and that one is HR Pufnstuff! I am personally hoping for the next link in the chain of Trump’s menagerie of terrifying people — and that link has to be — Lancelot Link! Secret Chimp! Who better to serve as National Security Advisor than a talking chimpanzee! Plus — he’s a SECRET AGENT! Right? Who’s on board?!! AND he’s got his own band — The Evolution Revolution! They could team up with Eddie & the Munsters and do a Summer Tour!

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