Donald Trump on fast track to join PGA Golf Tour.
Steven Rouach

Yes, Stephen — oops! (Typo! I swear!) Steven, I am very excited about Trump and the Presidential Golf Association (new name!) tour. Like Mr. Woods, I feel that the less time he spends trying to be President (and failing miserably!), the better off we’ll all be! “Mr. President! These new bills from Congress making it illegal to be poor need your signature to become laws!” “Sorry — he’s on the back nine at Pebble Beach!”

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