Yeah… because that makes sense. Not. You realize the vast majority of those “headlines” are fairly nonsensical written like that, don’t you? Just because you find it offensive that Millennials get stereotyped (deservedly or not, you decide) doesn’t mean you can just re-label it and it works. The simple truth is that most of those things don’t make ANY sense when you put “43 year old white man” in it. I get plenty of sex, I don’t play Pokemon, and this is the first one of these I’ve clicked on in months (I’ve actually requested to unsubscribe from Medium 4 times, but they keep sending eMails). If at first you fail at writing, try try again, Amanda.