Mala: You are close to Colonel O’Neill…
Yeah, I like to think we have a special relationship.
Mala: I hope to someday have a special relationship.
Sam: Oh! No. No, it’s not like that.
Mala: Like what?
Sam: We aren’t… I mean, we don’t…
Mala: I was speaking of the mutual respect you share.
Sam: I knew that. [clears throat]

Stargate SG1, 7x10 Birthright

Jealous Jack

Jack: I guess she’s got whatever Johnson’s got. Had to drag her off to the infirmary. 
Daniel: What, did she start a fight with you, like Johnson did with Teal’c? 
Jack: No, she, uh — tried to seduce me. 
Daniel: Oh. You… poor man. 
Jack: No, it wasn’t like that. She was like a wild animal. She was nuts. 
Daniel: Well, is she all right? I should go see her. 
Jack: Why?

Daniel: What do you mean, ‘why?’ Because I care about her. 
He starts to go, but Jack grabs him by the collar of his jacket.
Jack: You care about her? What’s that mean? 
Daniel: It means I care about her, she’s my friend. Now let (tries to pull away) — go! 
Jack: She’s not yours to care about.

Daniel: What the hell are you talking about? 
Jack: I’m talking about Samantha. You just stay away from her, okay? 
Daniel: Okay. Okay, Jack. I think you should come with me to the infirmary, okay? Just let go of me and — let go of my — 
He struggles to get free of Jack’s grip, and Jack punches him in the face. Daniel falls back, crashing into a rack of equipment.

Sam: Sir, when you wouldn't leave me, are you sure there wasn't something else that you’re not admitting?
Jack: What are you talkin’ about?
Sam: Something we can’t admit, given our working relationship or military ranks?
Jack: Oh, that.

JACK: I could stay.
SAM: We’ve all been cleared, Sir. The base is clean. Jonas is probably suffering from stress. This is all still pretty new to him.
JACK: You could come with.
SAM: Sir?
JACK: Fishing Carter. I’m going fishing.
SAM: You know I’m planning on studying the artefact.
JACK: Yes. It’s always something, isn’t it?
SAM: Oh come on, Sir, we both know the only reason you asked is because you knew I had something else to do.
JACK: No, really I think you should come, fish. Fish some more

AGENT BARRET: So you’re single again?
SAM: Not exactly

Like fishing or cake means sex-ing, not exactly meanssleeping with Jack O’Neill. You know it’s true, don’t deny.


Jack O’Neill:Well, if, playing with your little reactor sounds better than exploring the lakes and natural beauty of Northern Minnesota, there’s not much I can do.Maj. Carter:Was that an invitation… Sir?Jack O’Neill:There’s nothing wrong with that is there? (She shakes her head, then looks down to his chest, then back up to his eyes) Couple of Co-workers, friends if you will, fishing. It’d be fun.

CARTER: We barely made hyperspace. This time it was even closer.
O’NEILL: What about casualties?
CARTER: Two of my 302s couldn’t make it back, and if Rush was still on the planet…
O’NEILL: I’m sorry, Sam.
CARTER: Yes, sir.

Stargate Universe 1x19: Incursion Part I

He called her Sam!!!!!!!! ♥