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Brad pulled the ripcord way too late. When they first got together (Mr. and Mrs. Smith), she was this hot, exotic wildcard (at least in comparison to what we’ve heard about Aniston at the time).

But then once they were a couple, it became “I want to adopt more kids”, “I want to have kids”, “I want to start a foundation”, “I want to save the planet”, “Madonna is my hero”(Ok, I made that one up).” At some point, Pitt should have stepped up and said, “I was just seduced by the prospect of crazy sex, this is all a bit much for me. Peace out!”

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