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I am going to cue this scene up the next time my wife wants to accept one of those timeshare presentation trip to Nowheresville where they offer you a $100 Visa Gift Card.

“Why would you not take this deal?”

“Because I can’t afford to take an overpriced vacation every year”

“Then why are you here?”

“Because you offered me a fucking $100, you troll!”