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The Art Of Hiding

There are many ways of going about hiding something. But ultimately they boil down to only two: The way that gets things found again, or…

5 min readMar 5, 2017

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The Art Of Hiding

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Welcome To Saigon part I

I arrived in Saigon drunk and miserable. The flight attendants had obliged my every request for red wine, beer, spirits — whatever I wanted…

7 min readFeb 23, 2017

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Welcome To Saigon part I

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How to date like a normal person, on half a bottle of vodka.

I let my last class of the morning off early, telling them it was because they had done such a good job. The truth was though, I was…

6 min readFeb 19, 2017

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How to date like a normal person, on half a bottle of vodka.

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The art of getting away with minor fraud, seduction and one-upmanship.

The alarm buzzed for the fifth time and I reluctantly crawled out of bed and into the shower.

9 min readFeb 15, 2017

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The art of getting away with minor fraud, seduction and one-upmanship.

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The depths of degradation

I wandered down Bui Vien, into The Scotsman and ordered a cheap beer. I intended on drinking myself to oblivion so saw no point in…

6 min readFeb 11, 2017

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The depths of degradation

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Indivisible Movement

How to make yourself normal again.

The decision to quit was easy to stick with after the bullshit I had put up with… I was still a mess, but I knew I could stop it. I just…

7 min readFeb 10, 2017

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How to make yourself normal again.

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How to keep your cool in aftermath of a battle.

So, after narrowly avoiding the urge to drunkenly tell all my new colleagues to fuck off, I was out on the street. Walking away. With…

8 min readFeb 8, 2017

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How to keep your cool in aftermath of a battle.

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White Rabbit 3: Further Down The Rabbit Hole

The minute we left the dealer’s house, Jules shoved me into a taxi and barked instructions at the apathetic driver. Clearly, she had a…

6 min readFeb 7, 2017

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White Rabbit 3: Further Down The Rabbit Hole

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How to get high at work without getting fired.

According to science, waking up for work the night after a party is the second hardest thing it is possible to do. Getting into work is…

7 min readFeb 6, 2017

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How to get high at work without getting fired.

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The Fifty Thousand-Dong Question

So… Like Ben said. “What’s 50 grand?”

5 min readFeb 5, 2017

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The Fifty Thousand-Dong Question

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