Cute. Maybe if you stuck to facts and not scare tactics, you would sleep better at night.

I would sleep better at night, but I’m awake till the early hours phoning Glenn Rockowitz, and crying liberal tears because of these dry, bland, over-floured bread triangles! Eventually I found solace in the superior British scone. Here’s the recipe:

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