The Road to Perdition is Paved by Dr. Seuss — Between some light constitutional crisis and women’s increasingly scandalous swimming trunks, I think we can all agree that this is shaping up to be a rough summer. Even so, one must fight back somehow. …

Manic pixie dream girl-ing my way through the apocalypse! — 2:01 a.m: Rub my eyes without smearing my perfect eyeshadow, and look around this surprisingly chic underground lab to see what’s up. My best friend Jessica (Jennifer?) asks if I’m working late again. This would almost pass the Bechdel test, but then she starts teasing me for being single. Joke’s…