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Past, Present and Future in One Sentence

Considering the progress made in the last four years, where we pretty much admitted the war on drugs was a lost cause and decided to let everyone smoke pot freely (if it hasn’t happened yet, believe me: it will) and where five judges decided it’s cool for men to marry other men and for women to marry other women, meaning none of these couples will be able to have children the way nature meant them to (but it’s okay; these judges decision will allow them to adopt babies — you know, just the average, normal, natural way of human reproduction), yeah I think it’s safe to say the next four years will continue to bring lots of enlightened, forward-thinking type progress; specially if we put the future of America in the hands of a certain Hillary Rodham Clinton.

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