These blurbs are the best I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen blurbs. No one knows more about blurbs than me. Believe me. They’re tremendous. All other blurbs are the worst ever. They’re horrible. Absolute disasters. Believe me, believe me. Disasters. The other blurbs are badly losers. There’s something going on with those blurbs. Someone should look into that. Believe me, believe me.