When Your Balls Drop But Your Dick Recedes
Another of the joys of getting older
There are many downsides to getting older, but few are as bad as when you realise that your balls are dropping, and to add to this disaster, it is counterbalanced by a reduction in the size of your dick.
Balls drop, of course they do, they hang there all heavy and full for the best part of your life, and it’s not unreasonable that the sheer weight of them is going to cause some droppage as the years roll by.
And you allow for that, as any sensible person would, and naturally you buy boxers with a bigger gusset, more room to cope with the collapsing scrotum.
And you understand all this, it’s the natural way of things. Your balls are not exactly dragging on the ground, but they are considerably lower than they once were.
So what? you think, as you happily whistle your way down the road.
But what you’re not prepared for is the shocking discovery one day, that with the drop of your balls you get a heart-breaking reduction in the size of your willy.
They go in opposite directions.
One goes down, the other goes up, and it’s really not great for the ego, trust me on this, as anyone who spends time in a sports changing room will tell you.
