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now everyone run
as fast as you can
we’re under the gun
of Florida Man
extra, extra,
read all about it
you needn’t read though
can hear him shout it
will go to great lengths
oh, don’t you doubt it
he’s courting scandals
like they were ballots
he’ll have us undone
as quick as he can
if under the thumb
of Florida Man
extra, extra
so very extra
big words are scary
but he’ll protect ya
don’t have to think much
or second guess the
course he has set forth
to course correct ya
it’s 451
for books he can’t ban
if we’re being run
by Florida Man
extra, extra
read all about him
be on the lookout
Trump’s tweedledum twin
pushing the right’s brand
of their fascist spin
coming to your town
this next election
DeSantis is dumb
his dangerous plan
we mustn’t succumb
to Florida Man
extra, extra
read all about it
he’s courting scandals
like they were ballots
