Don’t Lie On Your Resume, But Lie Like Hell During Your Exit Interview
Exit Interviews are worthless. Yes, I said it. They are absolutely worthless.
Exit interviews are your one last chance to burn your bridge within the company. You know all those nasty things you always wanted to say to people while you worked there, well now is your chance to really let it all out. And you get to do it through a confidential processor AKA Human Resources.
HR will make it seem like everything you say is confidential, and no one will ever know you said it except him / her. It’s true, they don’t tell other people *exactly* what you said, but trust me when I tell you that everyone will find out.
Everyone thinks that this exit interview is your last chance for you to let management know that things need to change. Everyone thinks that they are going to be the change catalyst on the *way out* of the company. You’re going to be the hero! The hero that changed the company for every other employee that decided to stay working at their horribly managed corporate job.
Here are my tips for an awesome exit:
- If you have nothing nice to say, then lie! [Great Forbes article on exit interview]
- Everything you say can and will be used against you in the court of burning bridges. Nothing you say is confidential. I don’t care what HR tells you. If you call your soon to-be ex boss an asshole, they will tell your bosses boss who will then tell your boss what you said. They will all laugh, then think you’re the real asshole and we’re all back at square one.
- Positive Pam through and through. Just say positive things. Negativity is not going to help the company now or later. Don’t burn any bridges
- Assume HR knows how shitty or great the environment is. They generally know already and are probably planning an exit just like you.
- You are not a hero for leaving. You will think you’re better because you’re on to the next place, but the next place has its own issues! So don’t act cocky in the exit interview.
- Don’t.burn.any.bridges.period. You never know who you will run into and when you will need them.
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Hi, I’m Robbie. I help talented people quit their miserable jobs by changing their perspective on career advancement. All of my advice comes from personal experience. If it worked for me, it can work for you.
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Originally published at firemeibegyou.com on August 1, 2017.