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Robbie Blasser

27 Notes About ‘Rise of Skywalker,’ as the Standard Noise Commences

A meditation on things that are bad, and how bad things interact with other bad things…

Dec 20, 2019

27 Notes About ‘Rise of Skywalker,’ as the Standard Noise Commences

Dec 20, 2019

Robbie Blasser

WHY I F&%KING GIVE UP: Reflections on the Top Gun 2 Trailer

I’m going to keep this brief: Based on the following 2minute and 12 second clip, this is everything I hate about everything.

Jul 19, 2019

WHY I F&%KING GIVE UP: Reflections on the Top Gun 2 Trailer

Jul 19, 2019

Robbie Blasser

Don’t Get It Twisted: The Players Are Right, and We Are Wrong

Remember this day. It’s been coming for a long time.

Jun 11, 2019

Don’t Get It Twisted: The Players Are Right, and We Are Wrong

Jun 11, 2019

Robbie Blasser

Attn: ‘Game of Thrones’ Defenders- Here’s How You’re Actually Proving How Bad the Show Got

(Hint: That Starbucks cup is THE LEAST of your problems.)

May 8, 2019

Attn: ‘Game of Thrones’ Defenders- Here’s How You’re Actually Proving How Bad the Show Got

May 8, 2019

Robbie Blasser

Oh My God… Daenerys Really is the Villain

“You gave up your crown to save your people. Would she do the same?”

Apr 18, 2019

Oh My God… Daenerys Really is the Villain

Apr 18, 2019

Robbie Blasser

My Morning Rabbit Hole

On my Facebook Memories Feed this morning, I saw this quote I posted six years ago:

Sep 14, 2018

My Morning Rabbit Hole

Sep 14, 2018

Robbie Blasser

Acceptance Is a Two-Way Street: Why ‘The Last Jedi’ Should Be Seen For What It Is

I intentionally waited to do this. (Oh yeah, SPOILERS.) I’ve been sitting on it for three days now, because I didn’t wanna risk even the…

Dec 17, 2017

Acceptance Is a Two-Way Street: Why ‘The Last Jedi’ Should Be Seen For What It Is

Dec 17, 2017

Robbie Blasser

The Assuredly Impotent Pleas of a Simple Fan Who Desperately Hopes DC Gets Shazam Right

So now that it’s been confirmed that Shazam is going to be DC’s next cinematic effort, ostensibly with or without the presence of Dwayne…

Jul 21, 2017

The Assuredly Impotent Pleas of a Simple Fan Who Desperately Hopes DC Gets Shazam Right

Jul 21, 2017

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2016 In Review: I Went Ahead and Fixed ‘Batman v Superman’ For Everybody

“Taste is entirely subjective, but quality is not.”

Dec 29, 2016

2016 In Review: I Went Ahead and Fixed ‘Batman v Superman’ For Everybody

Dec 29, 2016

Robbie Blasser
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CineNation

2016 In Review: On ‘Suicide Squad’ & Why I Don’t Mind Disappointing Movies

Bad movies have been around as long as movies themselves, just like a bad version of anything has been around since that same thing; it…

Dec 28, 2016

2016 In Review: On ‘Suicide Squad’ & Why I Don’t Mind Disappointing Movies

Dec 28, 2016

Robbie Blasser

Robbie Blasser

I like to write. I’m good at writing. I’d like more people to see my writing. (Oh, I also pod: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/caroline-stephenson4

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