Roberta Marshall
Sep 7, 2018 · 1 min read

Who in the fuck doesn’t know how to wipe your ass or go to the bathroom? “I was only told to wipe only twice, never until clean” “No one ever told me to put the seat down”.

The problem with these guys is not that they are slobs but that they are stupid as fuck. In what world does it make sense to walk around with a smelly ass or have brown streaks covering your underwear? At least buy some dark colors.

Now for those folks living in countries where a high level of cleanliness may not exist due to structural limitations, my sympathies for you. For the rest of you fucks living in America, figure it out dumbasses!

    Roberta Marshall

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