Seeking my life partner

Dear Friends,

I am conducting a romantic experiment and I would like your help! (Please read this post to the end — it will be worth it…)

I am searching for my life partner, but I have not been able to find her on my own.

While today’s swipe dating apps are popular, they are limited to matching people based on pictures. I want to meet her through my community and people we know in common.

Perhaps you know her?

She is attractive, kind, trustworthy, conscientious, emotionally stable, physically active, and has a growth mindset. Her smile lights up the room!

Because we want children someday, it makes sense that she is in her early 30s (or younger). She does not have children yet, but she is excited to become a mom, once she is married to the right man.

You may have heard her recently talking about her frustration with not being able to find her life partner online, at events, through work, church or other activities.

Or you may not know her personally, but you have friends who are natural connectors who might know her.

Here is how you can help us find each other!

1. Please share this post to your social media.

2. If you know someone who may be a fit, forward this post to her directly.

3. If she is intrigued, please send me a direct message. Please do not put her name in the public comments. Let’s respect her privacy.

4. If you introduce us and we eventually get engaged, you will not only receive a lifetime of good karma, but we will also invite you to be the guest of honor at our wedding, all expenses paid!

Here is a little bit more about me. My name is Robert, I’m 42 and I live in the Providence, Rhode Island area.

During the day, I work as chief of public affairs for a Rhode Island state agency — I educate and inform the public about the state’s green energy programs. I am passionate about my work because I get to produce videos that share inspiring stories of people who are making a difference in my community.

I love personal growth seminars and literature — I’m striving (mostly failing) to become the best man I can be. My weaknesses are M&M’s, petting friendly dogs in the park, and procrastination.

I’m physically active, take care of my body and go to the gym three times a week (…to cancel out the chocolate I eat). I don’t smoke or do drugs. And yes, I’m triple vaccinated.

There is so much more for me to share, but I’ll save that for later when we finally meet.

Godspeed and God bless!