How To Relieve Yourself As An Astronaut In Space Without Creating A Diarrhea Snow-Globe

Robert Criss
4 min readFeb 12, 2023

Hello space-traveler! Welcome to restroom A002 on the main level aboard the ISS! You’ll soon find that the restrooms on earth are quite different then the ones found on the space shuttle. That’s why it’s important to review this manual before using the bathroom or you’ll run the risk of trapping us all in a diarrhea snow-globe of your own…

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Robert Criss

humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag. robertcriss.net